The Orange Turd Impeachment Lawyers Resign

If all the reports are correct, it appears that The Orange  Turd legal team quit, a week before the impeachment trial.

Some reports indicate two defense attorneys left, other reports claim the entire legal team [ five impeachment lawyers ] resigned.

Is not like his sycophants in Congress will do anything to convict him this time around; I personally believe he should have been convicted by the Senate the first time. One of the reports state that they resigned "in part because of disagreements over how to mount Trump’s defense". Methinks maybe they realized they wouldn't get paid. 

These past five years, The Orange Turd said some outrageous things. One thing is certain, he was right when he said : [ I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters. ]

Oh well, maybe my Cousin Vinny, a loudmouth inexperienced lawyer with no trial experience should volunteer to represent Trump.

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What Do Single People Call Valentine's Day?

City indoor dining will resume February 14 in Philadelphia, officials announced today, after rolling back Covid-19 restrictions.

The city is lifting restrictions earlier for museums. It's about time. 

Once again it is time for Valentine's Day on February 14, are you ready? How do you celebrate Valentine's Day with the one you love?

What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day!!!

Any hilarious weird dating story you would like to share?

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Justice Is Not Blind

In the United States of America, there are two different systems of justice. One for privileged white people, and another for everyone else.

I read an article in the Washington Post that alleges that "there is an internal debate between FBI and prosecutors over whom to charge in the Capitol riots. Some people believe that it may be best not to charge most of those who stormed the Capitol. Officials worry that too many cases could swamp the DC federal courts, while others acknowledge many of those in the Capitol did not commit violence."

If that's the case, methinks the majority of these rioters will not face any criminal charges. In other words, if a person was simply trespassing or going along with the crowd, they will not be charged. Would that not be considered condoning political violence and unlawful behavior?

The excuse of overwhelming the courts is an easy problem to fix. Delegate the cases to other states, or better yet, send these seditionists to Guantanamo.

On a related note, the woman who allegedly helped steal Nancy Pelosi's laptop, and committed the federal crime of plotting to overthrow the US government was just released from jail. Meanwhile, in Michigan, a 15 year old black girl was held in a juvenile detention center for 78 months for not doing her homework.

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Where The Sun Don't Shine

Have you noticed how dogs sniff each other rear ends? Even though it seems kind of gross and disgusting, I always wondered why they did that.

A quick Google search found this : "a butt sniff for dogs is like a handshake for humans. Dog's amazing sense of smell is 10,000 to 100,000 times better than humans. They also have a special part of their noses called the Jacobson's organ that lets them ignore the smell of poop when they sniff another dog's rear."

I found that last part kind of fascinating.

On a related note, scientists in China found a fossilized "cloaca" of a Psittacosaurus. A cloaca or "butthole" is the opening where the dinosaur used to pee, poop and reproduce, allowing paleontologists to study it for the first time. According to scientists, these creatures mated by cloacal "butt" kissing.

To be honest, I am surprised these fossilized cloacas weren't found in Washington DC, with the serious blatant ass-kissing that happens in our nation's capital.

[ The top image comes courtesy of the animated film "We're Back - A Dinosaur's Story". ]

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The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost

Armed protests are being planned across all 50 state capitols next week, according to the FBI. They also received information that these domestic terrorists are going to storm federal buildings if the orange stain is removed from office.

Make no mistake, this is the end result of this administration four years of Nazi-like propaganda; in cahoots with their army of enablers: the Proud Boys, QAnon, FauxNews, InfoWars, Breitbart, etc. The orange stain biggest supporters still believe him when he lies.

At the same time, the orange stain and his GOP enablers have refused to disavow white supremacy and militia groups. Like Leonard Pitts Jr very succinctly explained, "white conservatives gave violent white radicals a pass. Now they're about to destroy the country".

The chickens have come home to roost.

[ Cartoon by David Horsey from the Seattle Times. ]

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Trump Failed Coup

I am sure most people today are witnessing what looks like some revolution in some banana republic. What a spectacle. All this to defend a reality tv show host. Absolutely sickening.

The chaos started soon after Trump spoke to the crowd on the National Mall. At the end of a rambling speech, the president urged his supporters to march on the Capitol building.

If this was Black Lives Matter storming the Capitol, the tear gas would already be flying, shots would've already been fired. if this was BLM police would be beating up everybody.

The lack of police response is troubling, how did the police not prepare for people storming the Capitol Building? Where’s the tear gas and rubber bullets they so readily used months ago? The Capitol police knew full well those terrorists were coming for trouble with their guns, knives and sticks. Law Enforcement has failed in ways never seen given the time they had for advanced planning.

Where’s Tom Cotton and “send in the military” now? He wanted to argue that what happened in the summer deserved military intervention, what about armed Trump supporters storming the Capitol Building to overturn an election?

They had enough police coverage against Black Lives Matter. What a difference a skin color makes.

The National Guard needs to be called and clear the Capitol of these traitors. If this is not sedition, what is? Todays GOP = The lawLESS and DISorder Party.

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