Tuesday, March 23, 2021

The Stop The Steal Disinformation Campaign Crumbles

Remember when some of you shared Sidney Powell's wild claims that the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump as part of an international plot?

So now that Sidney Powell is facing a $1.3 billion dollar lawsuit, after accusing Dominion and Smartmatic voting technology of rigging the election, she is now backtracking her statements.

I remember when she claimed to have explosive bombshells and promised to release The Kraken.

[ Sidney Powell argued yesterday that she couldn’t be sued for defamation for repeatedly promoting false conspiracy theories about the 2020 election being rigged because “no reasonable person would” believe that her comments “were truly statements of fact.”  - Buzzfeednews. ]

Let me translate what she said: Sidney Powell wants the lawsuits tossed on the grounds that nobody with half a brain could have taken what she was saying as fact. What she said was too stupid to be believable. 

Methinks Sidney Powell just called Republicans and Trump supporters stupid. She should be indicted, tried, and disbarred. 

[ Sidney Powell's defense: "Everything I said about Dominion was bullshit. If you believed anything I said, you're an idiot." - Joe Walsh ]


Saturday, March 20, 2021

Still Searching For Intelligent Life

I don't understand our obsession with the planet Mars. Everywhere I look, there is an article about the latest mission of a multibillion dollar Perseverance Rover vehicle off-roading on Mars.

Perseverance Rover landed on Mars back on February 18, 2021. Scientists are going gaga with the images this spacecraft is sending back.

Funny, we have the money and technology to send a vehicle into outer space, but not enough money to fix the potholes on our local streets, feed the hungry and house the homeless.

There is no excuse for children to go hungry in this country. Yet it happens, every day, in every community.

[ Original cartoon by Phil Hands of the Wisconsin State Journal. ]

Sunday, January 31, 2021

The Orange Turd Impeachment Lawyers Resign

If all the reports are correct, it appears that The Orange  Turd legal team quit, a week before the impeachment trial.

Some reports indicate two defense attorneys left, other reports claim the entire legal team [ five impeachment lawyers ] resigned.

Is not like his sycophants in Congress will do anything to convict him this time around; I personally believe he should have been convicted by the Senate the first time. One of the reports state that they resigned "in part because of disagreements over how to mount Trump’s defense". Methinks maybe they realized they wouldn't get paid. 

These past five years, The Orange Turd said some outrageous things. One thing is certain, he was right when he said : [ I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters. ]

Oh well, maybe my Cousin Vinny, a loudmouth inexperienced lawyer with no trial experience should volunteer to represent Trump.


Saturday, January 30, 2021

What Do Single People Call Valentine's Day?

City indoor dining will resume February 14 in Philadelphia, officials announced today, after rolling back Covid-19 restrictions.

The city is lifting restrictions earlier for museums. It's about time. 

Once again it is time for Valentine's Day on February 14, are you ready? How do you celebrate Valentine's Day with the one you love?

What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day!!!

Any hilarious weird dating story you would like to share?


Monday, January 25, 2021

Justice Is Not Blind

In the United States of America, there are two different systems of justice. One for privileged white people, and another for everyone else.

I read an article in the Washington Post that alleges that "there is an internal debate between FBI and prosecutors over whom to charge in the Capitol riots. Some people believe that it may be best not to charge most of those who stormed the Capitol. Officials worry that too many cases could swamp the DC federal courts, while others acknowledge many of those in the Capitol did not commit violence."

If that's the case, methinks the majority of these rioters will not face any criminal charges. In other words, if a person was simply trespassing or going along with the crowd, they will not be charged. Would that not be considered condoning political violence and unlawful behavior?

The excuse of overwhelming the courts is an easy problem to fix. Delegate the cases to other states, or better yet, send these seditionists to Guantanamo.

On a related note, the woman who allegedly helped steal Nancy Pelosi's laptop, and committed the federal crime of plotting to overthrow the US government was just released from jail. Meanwhile, in Michigan, a 15 year old black girl was held in a juvenile detention center for 78 months for not doing her homework.


Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Where The Sun Don't Shine

Have you noticed how dogs sniff each other rear ends? Even though it seems kind of gross and disgusting, I always wondered why they did that.

A quick Google search found this : "a butt sniff for dogs is like a handshake for humans. Dog's amazing sense of smell is 10,000 to 100,000 times better than humans. They also have a special part of their noses called the Jacobson's organ that lets them ignore the smell of poop when they sniff another dog's rear."

I found that last part kind of fascinating.

On a related note, scientists in China found a fossilized "cloaca" of a Psittacosaurus. A cloaca or "butthole" is the opening where the dinosaur used to pee, poop and reproduce, allowing paleontologists to study it for the first time. According to scientists, these creatures mated by cloacal "butt" kissing.

To be honest, I am surprised these fossilized cloacas weren't found in Washington DC, with the serious blatant ass-kissing that happens in our nation's capital.

[ The top image comes courtesy of the animated film "We're Back - A Dinosaur's Story". ]


Monday, January 11, 2021

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost

Armed protests are being planned across all 50 state capitols next week, according to the FBI. They also received information that these domestic terrorists are going to storm federal buildings if the orange stain is removed from office.

Make no mistake, this is the end result of this administration four years of Nazi-like propaganda; in cahoots with their army of enablers: the Proud Boys, QAnon, FauxNews, InfoWars, Breitbart, etc. The orange stain biggest supporters still believe him when he lies.

At the same time, the orange stain and his GOP enablers have refused to disavow white supremacy and militia groups. Like Leonard Pitts Jr very succinctly explained, "white conservatives gave violent white radicals a pass. Now they're about to destroy the country".

The chickens have come home to roost.

[ Cartoon by David Horsey from the Seattle Times. ]