Have you heard the latest? Kim Kardashian is officially declared single in divorce drama from Kanye West. That means that now we can officially date, and maybe ask her to marry me. Paparazzi spotted us holding hands while clubbing in Los Angeles. Sounds like we need to start working in our new reality TV show.
Kim Kardashian said in a new interview that our next wedding will be on a private island with no TV cameras. Which raises a lot of questions, like, "If a Kardashian does something but there are no cameras, did it actually happen?"
[ This is a photoshopped internet image of Kim and myself at club in Los Angeles. ]
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